Curtis Turner for 2016 HOF

Curtis Turner for 2016 HOF

Monday, December 3, 2012

Safety Last, Stats, Court, & Other Things

Safety Last

During the last couple of laps at Phoenix, it was déjà vu for Dale Jarrett. A car sitting crossways on the track, stalled out, and cars heading straight at it with no caution being called. It was Dale Jarrett being in that same position in 2003 at the Loudon 300 that forced NA$CAR to eliminate racing back to the flag. And as it was one of NA$CAR’s cash cows sitting there, in the middle of the track at Phoenix, you’d have thought a caution would’ve immediately come out. Instead, cars raced on driving through various fluids dumped on the track and they continued on racing increasing the potential for even more wrecks.

So once again, we see that safety is merely a lip service deal from NA$CAR. And I couldn’t find many folks writing about the blown call by NA$CAR either. The lamestream media folks were all locked in on the action between Bow Wow Bowyer and Jeffy Boy. Business as usual for the media.

Charges Dropped?

According to the court dockets for Iredell County, there are no hearings slated for Jeremy Mayfield and others who allegedly stole various property. Could it be Iredell has dropped charges? Currently only Catawba & Caldwell Counties still show any sort of court hearings pending. Besides moving around or postponing court dates (prosecution delay tactics) it would look like the case against Mayfield is beginning to unravel since the death of the supposed star witness John Franklin who died in a motorcycle wreck trying to outrun police while in possession of illegal narcotics.

Queen of Hype Stats

Here are the Queen of Hype’s combined NNS and Cup record in NASCAR for 2012. An average of 20.3 starting position and 20.9 finishing record. She wrecked 15 times in 44 races (34%) and finished on the lead lap only17 times (39%). Those are definitely numbers that earn her a Cup ride - NOT!!!
RaceFinishWreckAVG. Finish% of WrecksStartAvg. Start% of Finishes on the Lead lapFinishes on Lead Lap
Daytona Qualifier161 100%17
Daytona NNS381 100%18.50%
Daytona 50038130.7100%2915.70%
Phoenix NNS21 28.375%3019.30%
Las Vegas12 25.060%1217.820%1
Bristol19 24.050%2719.317%
Fontana35 25.643%2119.614%
Texas8 23.425%1719.325%1
Richmond21 23.133%1618.922%
Talladega13 22.130%1718.730%1
Darlington NNS12 21.227%1518.436%1
Darlington Cup31 22.025%3820.033%
Charlotte13 21.929%318.036%1
Charlotte 60030 22.527%4019.533%
Road America12 22.133%1018.039%1
Kentucky14 21.632%1117.637%
New Hampshire14 21.733%1817.038%1
Chicagoland14 21.432%1316.841%1
Iowa11 21.533%1817.042%1
Watkins Glen43122.436%2317.240%
Bristol NNS9 22.037%3417.341%1
Bristol Cup29122.339%4318.339%
Atlanta NNS13 22.038%1718.238%
Atlanta Cup29 22.237%2318.437%
Chicagoland NNS12 22.138%1218.338%1
Chicagoland Cup25 22.236%4119.036%
Kentucky14 21.935%1118.835%
Dover NNS16121.837%2519.034%
Dover Cup28 21.936%3819.533%
Charlotte NNS11 21.635%1119.332%
Kansas NNS10 21.334%1319.134%1
Kansas Cup32121.636%4019.633%
Texas NNS14 21.435%819.435%1
Texas Cup24 21.534%3219.737%1
Phoenix NNS10 21.233%1419.538%1
Phoenix Cup17121.135%3719.937%
Homestead NNS13 20.934%1420.339%1
                  TOTAL Wrecks 15                                    Total Lead Lap Finishes 17

Where is it?

At the Magical Media Tour earlier this year, His Royal Highness, Faux King Brian, announced that a new manufacturer would be joining NA$CAR for the 2013 season. Well Your Highness, what manufacturer is it? The 2013 season isn’t that far away and no announcements have been made. We know it’s not Volkswagen. They want to run in a series that they can feature their technology and not use obsolete technology as NA$CAR currently does. Is it Kia? Hyundai? Renault? Fiat? Peugeot? Nissan? Honda? Maserati? Studebaker? Metro? Yugo? Avanti? Or was this an announcement like some previous ones that everyone conveniently forgets about and was just a publicity stunt? Fans want to know so they can make their plans or protests accordingly.


With every new season since the reign of Faux King Brian, there’s some sort of change that doesn’t work in an attempt to get fans back in the stands or watching on TV. The WWE-like atmosphere right now with the race manipulation has turned off a lot of folks and sent them onto greener pastures. Putting places like Myrtle Beach, Rockingham, and Eldora on the lower series schedules are an attempt to bring back the grass roots fans that left a long time ago. Back when the Truck & Busch Series did stand alone races at places like South Boston, Mansfield, and Myrtle Beach, lots of folks showed up for those. Back in the Golden Days, a lot of dirt tracks were on the schedule. Once Winston & the networks came on board, the dirt tracks were dropped from the schedule. ARCA on the other hand kept dirt races on their schedule and get rave reviews from the fans who attend them. At this point, it’s like NA$CAR is trying to find some sort of magic bullet to get fans back to the track and it plain and simply isn’t there.

Who’s Tending House?

Shortly after it was announced that the Queen of Hype (QoH) was getting a divorce from Mr QoH, I heard that Ricky Stenhouse Jr would be tending to her house during the Vegas award week. Could this be why the two have been seen talking together post-race? There was something going on back before QoH signed with Andretti about her wanting to talk with the Jack Roush but it seems her “people” have managed to get it removed. So, could she be trying to get her foot in the door at Roush by using Ricky Stenhouse Jr to open the way for her? I guess we’ll have to watch & see.

Moving the Awards Dinner

Tom Higgins wrote a piece about moving the awards dinner back to New York City or maybe even move them to Charlotte. NYC wasn’t too fond of the awards dinner being there and seemed to be relieved when NA$CAR left. Mayor Bloomberg made some remarks to that effect. With Charlotte being close to where the majority of teams from the Top 3 traveling series, it would make a lot of sense for them to have their awards dinners there. It would save the teams a small fortune in travel expenses. The Charlotte media is pretty much geared towards NA$CAR anyways so more favorable reporting would be done. And folks wouldn’t get upset there as much as they do in other cities when the streets are blocked off. Just ask a New Yorker what they think about the streets being blocked off when the President comes to town for a visit. They aren’t happy at all. So maybe, with NA$CAR’s big offices being in Charlotte, they should move the awards dinners to Charlotte and save themselves as well as the teams some money and not have nearly as many people irate with them when they block off traffic.